Claude Fortune
It doesn’t matter how much salmon I eat… I am always stuffed.

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It doesn’t matter how much salmon I eat… I am always stuffed.

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Chillin’ with some of my favorite piggas. Just keepin’ it real, yo!

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Chillin’ with some of my favorite piggas. Just keepin’ it real, yo!

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This is me doing my best koala bear impression. I should warn you… the lady’s really eat it up.

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This is me doing my best koala bear impression. I should warn you… the lady’s really eat it up.

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I’m poolside this morning. I wish there were some salmon swimming in there!

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I’m poolside this morning. I wish there were some salmon swimming in there!

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A CF Fun Fact…

Honey tastes like a bear hug in my mouth.

I have had a lot of girlfriends, but I only do my dumping at work.

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I have had a lot of girlfriends, but I only do my dumping at work.

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A CF Fun Fact

In a past life I was in a band named, Claude & The Fortunettes. We had a couple of hits, but I am most remembered for the time I bit the head off of a honeybee on stage.

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I wish I was in line for tickets to a concert, but alas, it’s time to renew the tags on my wheels.

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I wish I was in line for tickets to a concert, but alas, it’s time to renew the tags on my wheels.

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I hope you think I look as good as I feel this morning. This was taken pre-coffee though, so my hopes are not too high.

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I hope you think I look as good as I feel this morning. This was taken pre-coffee though, so my hopes are not too high.

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I got a new mood ring today… so far so mood.

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I got a new mood ring today… so far so mood.

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